Friday, May 04, 2007

BREAKING NEWS...

Somewhere in California, May 4, 2007 - 12:43-ish a.m.

Local authorities are happy (and somewhat relieved) to announce the apprehension of one of Petaluma's most notorious gangsters, David Nelson, most recently wanted in Falls Church, VA for impersonating a plumber. On the lam for the past three weeks, Mr. Nelson finally turned himself in to the local F.B.I. offices where he was able to cut a deal. In exchange for agreeing to hire and pay a professional to fix his toilet the next time it acts up, the F.B.I. rewarded Mr. Nelson by allowing him to edit his own mug shot. And here it is:

1 comment:

otom said...

"Hey Warden, I'm just here to get my baby out of jail"!