"Happily, we David Nelsons have kept our sense of humor. A pair of comedians in Portland, Oregon wrote a song about us. It goes like this:"
"They call me David Nelson and my name has been besmirched
When I fly across my country, I will always be strip-searched
Somewhere a David Nelson is allegedly quite mean
And the TSA ain't able to declare my person clean . . .
I missed my flight from Texas and I missed my flight to Spain
You'd think my second cousin was a Tikrit named Hussein
I'm scrutinized and sanitized by security and then
The next time that I fly, they have to do it all again."