What's In a Name?

This little ditty came up on a google search and I HAD to share!

"Happily, we David Nelsons have kept our sense of humor. A pair of comedians in Portland, Oregon wrote a song about us. It goes like this:"

"They call me David Nelson and my name has been besmirched

When I fly across my country, I will always be strip-searched

Somewhere a David Nelson is allegedly quite mean

And the TSA ain't able to declare my person clean . . .

I missed my flight from Texas and I missed my flight to Spain

You'd think my second cousin was a Tikrit named Hussein

I'm scrutinized and sanitized by security and then

The next time that I fly, they have to do it all again."