The Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

Somebody on the Nelsonband website, in rather poor taste, posted the following:

R.I.P Mizshely
Reaper
Underground, HELL USA - Friday, April 01, 2005 at 10:21:54 (EST)

Now, of course this is April Fool's Day but I still think it in very poor taste. However, I must consider the source, quite likely one Mookie Siegel.

Mookie, Starkist wants Tunas that TASTE good, not tunas with GOOD TASTE... I guess you don't have to worry about either - you drinker of strawberry Yoo Hoo, you!