Captain Toast Enjoying His New Toy

Here's our Mark, listening to the toy I got him at the General Store in Annapolis. It broadcasts six different phrases, from "Liar, liar, pants on fire" to "Git yer boots on boys, the shit's gettin deep in here..." Toast loved that thing and played into the walkie talkies, the sound system and the P.A. At the end of the evening, a very disgusted Little Toast came up and handed it back to me, saying, "Don't give my father anything like that EVER again..." (of course, said toy made its way back to its rightful owner).